Hello, and welcome to Catholic Church Radio, rock around the cock. Thank you for joining me. Won't you come closer? Not really, it's Roadkill Radio. Hello, I'm Benny Two Shoes. This week, I found out about two sexual maneuvers. I was told about this thing called the donkey punch. Started in ancient Greece, and it's apparently more common than you think. So you're having anal sex with your partner, and just at the point that you're about to climax, you punch your partner in the back of their head. And what that does is it instinctively causes their sphincter to tighten, making your orgasm more pleasurable. Who does these things? How is that going to go down? I mean, first of all, good luck trying to get your partner to put it in the arse in the first place. Secondly, you're poking shit, it's not nice. Thirdly, good luck getting him or her to consent to, oh yeah, punch me in the back of the head as hard as you want when you're about to cum in my arse, no problems. Donkey punch. And then there's this thing called the seagull, I found out, which is if you're having sex on the beach, you start having sex, you get your dick all wet, and then you take it out, and stick it in the sand, and all the sand and grit sticks to your dick, and then you put it back in, people do this, it's called the seagull. Just try it, see how far you get. I can't believe people get away with this stuff. Anyway, remember this, the donkey punch and seagull, if someone asks you, can I donkey punch you, at least you'll go in informed. And if you say yes, well, you're a loosey goosey liberal type of person. All right, anyway, welcome, as I said, to Roadkill Radio. I'm talking way too much. Let's talk about sponsors. Our friends, Dirty Water Records, go to dirtywaterrecords.co.uk for your garage rock, punk, rock, surf, rock type of fix, bit of trash as well, bringing music backwards today into tomorrow or some shit. I can never remember the slogan. Taking music backwards into tomorrow, something like that. Anyway, dirtywaterrecords.co.uk. Going to play some of their stuff soon. girlsville.bandcamp.com. Go there, check it out. Great stuff. Punk, rock, hardcore. Oh man, power pop, new wave. You got some experimental there. There's all sorts of stuff. Killer compilations. And a lot of their stuff is cheap. And a lot of it goes to many worthy benefits and causes around America. So girlsville.bandcamp.com. And 53rd and 3rd, you got the 5-0, the THIRD, the AND, the 3rd, the.com. Written by music junkies for music junkies. Now, I've become, and many would agree, quite a cynical, sarcastic, grumpy middle-aged bastard in recent years. I used to be socially conscious and give a damn. Now I don't so much. But living down here in Mexico has taught me one thing, and that is to be resourceful. Resourcefulness is important in third world and developing nations. So I've changed the structure of Roadkill Radio merchandise. And what I've done is, with all our products, all our new products, I've used 100% recycled animal. For example, we have some bondage stuff. We have a cat of nine tails, but we have got a squirrel hide for the ones that like just a light tickle. All the way up to bison hide, who like it rough and heavy, and what marks and lashes and gashes left on their back. They need to be disciplined because they're naughty. We have those. We have got bison hide lampshades. Only the Jewish bison, of course. Too dark? Okay. Maybe that's too dark. Anyway, yes, bison hide lampshades. They're popular at the moment too. We have deer intestine garden hoses. We have made our own range of sex toys where our pocket pussies, they're not latex, but they're the actual vagina of different dead animals that I found on the road. You know, you must be resourceful, okay? So, if you want to check out some of our new products or some of our old stuff, like some really cool t-shirts, we got a lot of cool stickers, and man, there's all sorts of great stuff in our merch store. Go to roadkillradioshow.com slash merch and check out our merchandise. That would be great because I need the money, because soon, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be kicked off the internet. Okay, coming up on the show, we have got a very special guest, Harmonica legend Walter Daniels. He's played with bands like the Oblivions, Jack O'Fire, 68 Comeback, South Filthy, a lot of great bands, and done a lot of “really cool solo projects himself. He'll be joining us a little bit later on the show for a chat. But for now, let's go into this. Time to get some shit off the liver. A full disclosure here, before I start. I don't mind the occasional cup of tea. Here and there. It warms me up. It can be nice. But people who do this when they drink tea... (slurp... aaaah!) Fuck you, who do you think you are? You know the sort of person I mean, yeah? You're sitting there in a cafe, you're drinking coffee like a normal person, and for some inexplicable reason, you're with that one friend who can't have caffeine because it gives them heart palpitations, or the cafe you're in doesn't stock fair trade coffee, and drinking mass produced farmer whipped coffee doesn't sit well with your friend's political psyche, or they're just a complete fucking pussy, and they just sit there with their little cup of milk and their fancy teapot and their doily and cup. What sort of royal, loving, monarchist wannabe do you think you are? How old are you, you faux, upper class, attention seeking git? You might as well wash some blue rinse through your hair, change your name to Agnes, and be done with it all. And do you know what the worst part is? Tea isn't even that good. You just paid three bucks for a cup of tepid water, flavored with a murky blend of leekness and East Indian poverty, with this glorified used tampon hanging out of the friggin pot, and you're all... (slurp... aahhh!) It's the most arrogant, self-centered display of look at me, look at me that I've ever seen. And then, oh, oh, to make it so, so worse, at the top of your voice, you say, ah, excuse me, mate, ah, yeah, yeah, can I get some fucking honey to go with this? I can't take sugar. You're a fucking 33-year-old biker named Bruce, or a lower middle-class plumber, or a rough-as-guts Aussie chick named Narelle, who is 23 and has already pumped out four kids to three different fathers just so you can get welfare to keep that meth habit going, and who calls the department store Target, Tarjay , because it's classy. And you're sitting on that rickety wooden cafe chair, treating it like it's the royal throne, or your own private corporate box at a fucking polo tournament. Can I have some honey? And where is it that you can't take sugar? To the movies? To the river? What the hell, Narelle? And then, and then, you have those people who not only do that, they not only go... (slurp... aahhh!) But they also have to commentate the experience. Oh, that's a good cuppa. Oh, yeah, that's good. You're not having sex with it. Or are you? What am I missing? Ugh, I don't even know what to say anymore. Just get me a separate table so I can have my morning three cups of unfair trade wake up juice in peace and without embarrassment. And you just go about your little display of whatever the hell it is you're trying to do. People who do this (slurp... aahhh!) when they drink tea... fuck you. All right, hope you enjoyed that bracket. We started out with Whipper, "Chase the Rainbow" from their Shit Love EP. You heard Crom/Dam, a brand new one called "Black Nylons" from the EP of the same name. You heard another brand new one, not out yet, by the Cavemen, the song is called "Janie". Another Slovenly band, you heard NOMOS 751, the song "I Lurk". You heard the Shitdels, a favorite of this program. The song "This Job", Suicide Generation on Dirty Water Records. You heard the song "London Blues" from their "First Suicide" album. You heard the song "How Many Do You Do" by the Chats from the "Get This In Ya" EP. And you heard The Loons on Dirty Water Records, the song "Blue Ether". You are listening to Roadkill Radio. My name is Benny Two Shoes. And now, well, we're gonna go and play some more music before our very special guest Walter Daniels gets on the line and has a chat to us. So let's go with some Reverb Motherfuckers. This is the most annoying song in the world for the first two minutes. Be patient, don't get anxious or too stressed. Give it some time and space. Everything will be okay for the last three minutes of the song, I assure you. The song is called "Peace Man". Here's Reverb Motherfuckers. Okay, that was Killdozer, the song "Final Market" from their "Uncompromising War" album from 1994 on Touch and Go. Before that, Reverb Motherfuckers, "Peaceman", annoying song to begin with, excellent finish from their brilliant "Route 666" album from 1988. I'm Benny Two Shoes, this is Roadkill Radio. I wanna tell you a story, just a little story. It's boring as all fuck, you're not gonna enjoy it. But sit, sit on my knee, listen. When I was a boy, I really loved the blues, man. I grew up listening to a lot of blues records. My father loves artists like Junior Wells, Little Walter, Memphis Slim, all that sort of stuff. And Little Walter in particular, I loved him for his harmonica sound. Fast forward a few years, and I have a next door neighbor, Tony, who is a harmonica player, and he's a friggin lunatic. He took it everywhere with him, and he would “spend half his time conversing in blues phrases. He'd basically stand there stomping, play the harmonica, and then he'd order a hamburger. Then he'd do another verse, and then he'd order a Coke. And he was a nut. And he was a lot older than me. He's passed away now. Now Tony is an interesting fella. He's an eccentric chap. One of those people you can never quite tell if he's telling the truth or lying, because his story seemed far-fetched. He told me he was best friends with Angus Young from AC/DC. I didn't really believe him until he took me to an AC/DC concert twice, took me backstage twice to meet Angus, and oh yeah, they're best friends. Says he knew James Brown quite well. Kirk Douglas. The Kirk Douglas one was proven to me to be correct. So I have no reason to not believe him now when he takes me as a 16 year old to a Junior Wells concert. No, he wasn't a pedophile. I went willingly. Anyway, he took his harmonica with him, of course. Why? Psst, I don't know. Anyway, we're standing there, maybe two, three rows in. He spots Tony in “the crowd, and he said, ladies and gentlemen, my main man, Mr. Tony Mansour. Tony gets on stage and plays this three, four-minute harmonica solo before Junior Wells' next song. And I'm standing there, gobsmacked. And that was the day I discovered Walter Daniels. And well, it is with my great pleasure now that I introduce to you the finest harmonica player on the planet, the most evil harmonica player in the world. This guy did not bring harmonica to punk, he brought punk to the harmonica. It's the real mountain to Muhammad sort of shit going on there.
*For full Walter Daniels interview go to https://www.roadkillradioshow.com/radio/tea-slurpers-donkey-punches-and-walter-daniels-chat
Hot diggity dog. I really hope you enjoyed the chat with Walter Daniels there. The song you just heard was Electric Shit with Walter Daniels. Fantastic band in their own right from Cancun, play a lot up in Mexico City. The song "Sally Mae" from earlier on this year, and you can get that on Bandcamp via the Electric Shit page, or you can go to Musica Para Locos, and you can get it through them as well. You also heard South Filthy from 2004, "Sandra Lynn's Blues", and that's from the album "You Can Name It Yo Mammy If You Wanna". You heard 68 Comeback, "King's Road" before that from the "A Bridge Too Fucking Far" album from 98. You heard Walter Daniels with The Oblivions and Monsieur Jeffrey Evans with "Dearest Darling", the Bo Diddley cover from "Melissa's Garage Revisited" in 1998. And what the hell else did I play of his? James Williamson, man, I never knew he actually did anything with James Williamson, but that was from 2014. "Gimme Some Skin". So, the maestro himself, James Williamson, Walter Daniels and Carolyn Wonderland featuring on that track. And we started out with the Jack O' Fire track, the song "Ask for Water". It's the first song off their album, "The Destruction of Squaresville" from 1994, out on Estrus Records. Mind-blowing stuff, man. That guy, he just leaves me speechless every time I hear him play. Okay, play some more music. Our Girlsville Records Record of the Week this week is the mighty Germ House, the song "Showing Symptoms", and that is off the "Our Voltage" compilation. You can get that at girlsville.bandcamp.com. Seven bucks for CD or digital. Girlsville, go there. You heard Criaturas from Austin, Texas via Mexico. The song "Mentiras", and that's from the EP "Aranas en el Corazon" from 2011. Prior to that, you heard STP with Julia Kafritz. The song "Bastards" from the Smoke 'Em EP from 1990. Crass were before that, "Systematic Death" from that mighty "Penis Envy" album from 1981. And we started out the bracket with a little bit more anarcho-punk, Subhumans, "Animal" from the "Demolition War" EP from the same year, 1981. You're listening to Roadkill Radio. My name is Benny Two Shoes. And yeah, let's go into one big long bracket to get us somewhere towards the end. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Wooooooeeeeeee! Yeeeeeeee got Pistol Pete here and I'm back, and I'm back and I'm better than ever, and you know why. Well, I gotta tell you, last week, I gotta tell you, old Pistol Pete, he was about to commit suicide, but he had some words with Broke-Ass Betty, the three-legged alligator down the old bayou about Pistol Pete and his wife Calamity Sue, and Calamity Sue, well, she also went off to the big smoke and took my prize pig in the damn Bessie Sue, but now, I don't care. When once I was sad, now Pistol Pete does not care. And I gotta tell you why, because Pistol Pete's gonna record a country and western album, and it's gonna be the ultimate country and western album, and I gotta tell you why, it's because, well, over the past 12 months, old Pistol Pete has had 23 of his children die, all die, all malnourished, or died on meth, one or the other, and well, his wife has left him, his prize pig in the dam has left him, and well, that makes for a hell of a country song, but not just one country song, there's going to be 12 of those country songs, and Broke Ass Betty, the three legged alligator down at the old bayou, well, I don't know if she's dead or not, but well, she said that she'll help me write it, and well, I'm happy for that, because Old Pistol Pete, he hasn't got a musical bone in his body, woooweee! So, what you can do in a few weeks' time is have a look for old Pistol Pete's country and western album at the old Roadkill Radio merchandise store, but until then, go visit that store anyway, that's www.roadkillradioshow.com/merch for all your Roadkill needs: t-shirts, travel mugs, iPad cases, iPod covers, stickers, and all sorts of things that will wet your whistle and get your whistle wet, hoo-wee! Roadkill Radio Merchandise. From the heart of the sweatshop orphans of Bangladesh, straight to your door. Hoo-wee! Yes, indeed, the 53rd and 3rd album of the week this week is from a great band called Cannibal Animal. The song, "Ellipsism". That's great for someone with a lisp. Ellipsism. Just wiped the spit from my microphone. From the "Decline in Morality" album. And as you can imagine by all of that, it's a pretty heavy and pretty deep sort of LP. Really cool stuff. Before that, you heard Nervous Eaters, the song "Just Head", which sometimes that is all we want. "Just Head " from the 7" from 1979. We have to be selfish sometimes. Sometimes we got to be selfish. Razor Boys, "Shitface" from the Atlanta 78 album from 1978. They're from Atlanta too, funnily enough. From Adelaide, Australia, The Masters Apprentices, "Turn Up Your Radio", Rockin song. The Chantels before that with "Maybe", a beautiful song from 1958. The original "Bacon Fat", before Andre Williams. This is from 1953. Hambone Hunter was his name. You heard the Ripoffs with "Cops" from the "Got a Record" album from 94. You heard the Skinnies, "Out of Order" from the album of the same name from 79. Prior to that, I thought I better play some Dicks, so I did. "Bourgeois Fascist Pig". From Austin, Texas, they are. "Kill from the Heart" from 1983. Three Mexicano songs you heard to begin with. Así Des, the song "En las Calles" from the 7-inch of the same name. All these are from 2014. You heard Ugly Miss Piggy "Maniac" from the "Rock and Roll Bastards" album, and you heard Viv and the Sect, "No Tengo Miedo", 7-inch of the same name, all 2014. And we started out the bracket with the MVPs from England, "Funeral" from the Slime Lord Funeral 7-inch from 2016. And The Damned, "Anti Pope" from Machine Gun Etiquette from 1977. And that is it. It is time to go. Before we do, let's thank the sponsors. Dirty Water Records, go to www.dirtywaterrecords.co.uk for all of your garage, surf, trash, punk needs. girlsville.bandcamp.com, we must thank them. 53rdand3rd.com, 50THIRDAND3RD.com, we must thank them. I'm saying this very quickly because we are running out of time, so get on your fucking knees, put your hands together, and let's pray. To those living in a box and to those living outside the box. To the gypsies, the nomads, the couch hoppers, the pill poppers. To the ones who see in color and the ones who speak in rainbows. You know who you are. You are the brilliant ones. Keep on dancing, motherfuckers.
