#3: Dental Dams, Granny Hair and Desperate Rock n’ Soul
It’s an assault on the holes this week as we go low with some dental dam etiquette, pick up a juicy phone call, and spin enough killer licks to get yo’ mammy a-puckerin’ and a-poutin’.
Wrap yer feelies ‘round this… yer in the heat o’ battle, tongues a-swirlin, nips a-pingin, an’ bein’ a good modern girl, she forces yer face down to the promised land before the hog’s even outta the sty. In a demon move, ya wrench off her ol’ Levis with yer teeth, and then it hits ya faster than yer mammy with a stiletto… dang… she gotta lay off the garlic. T’ain’t no problem but, yer a well-mannered boy scout and ‘bout as prepared as a smooth fat boy on a scouts summer camp. Ya yank yer tongue from the clam, grab yer bugout bag n’ pull out a box o’ Roadkill Radio dental dams to quell the stench. Reckon she’ll be happy with that, genius? Fkn stupid product.
No matter. You may be shit outta luck, but we got ya covered with a slab o’ killer tunes rangin’ from new to old, brass to gold, balls to the wall n’ clits to the maul. We got punk, we got soul, we got desperate rock n’ roll, Cambodian funk n’ white kids on junk n’ more stitch-splittin’ trash than a borderland whorehouse.
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Tune in next week, same Roadkill time, same Roadkill channel… kapow!
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