#1: Neck Vaginas, Squatter Barons and V8 Rock n’ Roll

episode

4 May

It’s a punk rock beauty fest this week with a great idea for an offensive hairdressing salon, tips on accessorizing your drooping neck, and a stack of killer tunes for yer dirty earholes.

Here we are, itchy after 7 years of silence, back again after preachin’ to any joker within earshot that this weird little show will never make a comeback, because last time, well hey, train wreck only feathers the edges of what went down. But here we are, same ol’ town, same ol’ studio, same ol’ mic, dustin’ off the ol’ headset and flickin’ piss to the wind to cloak the tears. And me, I reckon it’s all worth it, ‘cause my ego wants nothin’ more than to tickle your earholes and hear you tell me I’m delightful. So light a cigarette, pull up a milk crate, ‘cause we got more grit than a strip club salad bar comin’ at ya.

To kick off, we’re divin’ headfirst into a stack o’ punk, garage, soul, psych and V8 rock n’ roll. We got anthems, we got unknowns, we got extremes, sex queens n’ bratty teens. Mexican hardcore, Austrian pop, nerd moves, slick grooves and an album of the week that’ll melt your brain faster than cheese on a porn set.